for-the-duke-of-paris:

Dear Mr. Tumblr Algorithm-self:

I had to go back in time through my archives and scrub it clean of images that would break the rules. You see I did not have time to get to that part before the 17th of December.

I note you had been there before me and removed questionable images. Your magnificent Algorithm-self has the awesome ability to discern what is pornographic.

I will just say you win and they all should have been swept away. There is no need to argue or whine over the past. 

I went back through the archives to check and you left behind numerous examples of fine manhood and penis images.  I quit counting after 100 because, Mr Algorithm, it is obvious that this cleaning of house is so random and inhuman. Don’t fear, Mr. Algorithm, because I removed all the questionable penis content that you left behind. It’s truly scrubbed clean of penis content. Please feel free to check me out.

for-the-duke-of-paris has a massive library of archived images and frankly I have always felt The Duke could be more focused. So good riddances to the old…..and even my beloved penis images. You see Mr. Algorithm…you may randomly clean my house (poorly I add), but you cannot take away my vast potential to reinvent. my creative expression minus the porn. Every person on Tumblr has the vast potential to reinvent themselves regardless of your inhumanity, Mr. Algorithm.

BTW….I have 2 side blogs that I had scrubbed clean of questionable porn content before the 17th….and you have a block on them as adult content. Mr. Algorithm-self, I spent hours following the rules you laid out to make sure those two side blogs survived. I don’t even know how to reach your great Algorithm-self to contest this block on my side blogs. Anyone in Tumblr-land who knows how to reach the staff to contest this block I would appreciate their guidance.

Je t’embrasse et gros bisous

The Duke

You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

The Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker) Doctor Who- “The Face of Evil” Jan. 1977

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqpq9tP14PA

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map-is-not-a-real-word:
“ 8ophie:
“ her name was freddie oversteegen!
Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92
“ The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If...

map-is-not-a-real-word:

8ophie:

her name was freddie oversteegen!

Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92

The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If women were involved, the thinking went, they were likely doing little more than handing out anti-German pamphlets or newspapers.

Yet Freddie Oversteegen and her sister Truus, two years her senior, were rare exceptions — a pair of teenage women who took up arms against Nazi occupiers and Dutch “traitors” on the outskirts of Amsterdam. With Hannie Schaft, a onetime law student with fiery red hair, they sabotaged bridges and rail lines with dynamite, shot Nazis while riding their bikes, and donned disguises to smuggle Jewish children across the country and sometimes out of concentration camps.

In perhaps their most daring act, they seduced their targets in taverns or bars, asked if they wanted to “go for a stroll” in the forest — and “liquidated” them, as Ms. Oversteegen put it, with a pull of the trigger.

“We had to do it,” she told one interviewer. “It was a necessary evil, killing those who betrayed the good people.” When asked how many people she had killed or helped kill, she demurred: “One should not ask a soldier any of that.” […]

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instant-oatmeal:

dandy-kong:

Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now.

  • Great at multitasking
  • Proficient in PowerPoint
  • Show me that diiiiick
  • A real team player